First meet my dog Pookie. He's the coolest dog in town. Loves all animals, especially kids, but loves his little sister the most. Found his owners 8 years ago in Hollywood, California. Has proven to be the most loyal and happy dog ever. Over the years Pookie has learned that the best things in life is called. To Doogie the best revenge in town is a good bite! (Although I've rarely given a victim a taste of his venom. That would be too crude, would it not?)(More pictures of him on my Revenge Techniques Page)

1) Thou shalt (excuse the archaic language) not serve revenge while it is hot. There is a Sicilian saying that goes such, "Revenge is a dish best served cold." Apply that principle to your life. The best type of revenge is that in which a substantial time has passed between the injustice committed unto you and that of the commission of the revenge. Be smart and use your head.

2) Thou shalt never resort to violence. Violence, amazingly, is never required or needed, lest Ye become a victim of your own revenge prank. There are many ways of hurting someone, emotionally and financially, without resorting to violence. Remember that what you do usually comes back to you - except a good revenge prank.

3) Never leave footprints. If you leave a footprint, then it's just a matter of following those footprints back to you. In a sense, this relates to the previous caveat of waiting a good time span before committing your act of revenge. It will only benefit you.

4) Use good gloves. No explanation necessary.

5) Use a revenge technique commensurate with the injustice committed unto you. Just as it would be unfair if someone were to take a dollar from you when all you took was a dime, be fair: Remember that what you do usually comes back to you, except, of course, a good revenge prank. A revenge prank is not good unless it is fair.

6) Involve no one. This can come back to haunt you. I repeat this: Involve no one. Other than yourself, no one should be "in" on your prank or privy to the any of the details, however miniscule. You alone are the master of your destiny, the captain of your own ship.

7) Never, ever use your own home phone. Never. Your phone number can always be traced back to the person making the phone call: You!

8) Always have a good back-up plan in case the first one doesn't work. You know know what'll happen.

9) Know your enemy! This cannot be emphasized enough: Know whom you are dealing with! Then plan accordingly.

10) Never turn back. This is like a good action movie. Once you plot, stay to your plot. Never give up and look ahead. If you turn back you may fall.